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medieval

western history is generally divided into three periods: classical antiquity, medieval, and modern. the medieval period, also known as the middle ages, roughly lasted from the 5th to the late 15th centuries (years 400-1500s).

"for even he who is most greedy for knowledge can achieve no greater perfection than to be thoroughly aware of his own ignorance in his particular field. the more be known, the more aware he will be of his ignorance." — nicholas of cusa, german theologian, 15th century


i. words and snippets used in medieval times

bawdy bush: a suitable place for intimacy outdoors1

beshrew thee!: a simple curse to invoke general evil2

blush like a black dog: not blush at all1

by these ten bones: (of fingers) a mild oath1

drivel: a lot of talk about nothing2

give the crows a pudding: to die1

goosecap: a fool1

hair of the dog: a hangover cure of more alcohol1

pray thee: i ask you please, i.e. "pray thee tell"2

white as midnight’s arsehole: absolutely dark1


ii. occupation titles, possibly obsolete today

pardoner:
one who sells the forgiveness of sins and indulgences2

pinder:
one who tracks the stray animals2

ratcatcher:
one who removes/exterminates rats from places2

reeve:
one elected to represent the peasants2


iii. proverbs

below are medieval proverbs from riley's dictionary of latin quotations, proverbs, maxims, and mottos, classical and medieval (1859)3.

this I know for certain, that when I contend with filth, whether I vanquish or am vanquished, I am always soiled. [p. 151]

honey in his mouth, words of milk, gall in his heart, fraud in his deeds. describes a hypocrite [p. 224]

there is no need to spur a horse at full speed. [p. 282]

no misfortune comes singly. [p. 294]

once an abbot, always an abbot. [p. 414]

not every one is a huntsman that blows a horn. [p. 521]

from a heavy supper great uneasiness to the stomach is produced; that you may enjoy a good night's rest, let your supper be moderate. [p. 112]


iv. book curses

even before medieval times, curses were included in books to deter thieves in a time where belief in curses was in critical effect. stealing a page would result in horrific death by destiny. these curses were often found in the beginning or end of books, illuminated with detail. additionally, the curses and insults of today, which carry much greater power beyond their simple meaning, such as "fck you" and "sht head", would not suffice. the curses of old were elaborate and meant to invigorate one's imagination and fears.

if anyone steals it: may he die, may he be roasted in a frying pan, may the falling sickness and fever attack him, and may he be rotated and hanged. amen.

— the arnstein bible at the british library, germany, c. 1172

peter, of all the monks the least significant, gave this book to the most blessed martyr, saint quentin. if anyone should steal it, let him know that on the day of judgment the most sainted martyr himself will be the accuser against him before the face of our lord jesus christ.

historia scholastica, northeastern france, 12th century4


for him that stealeth a book from this library, let it change to a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy and let there be no surcease to his agony till he sink to dissolution. let book-worms gnaw his entrails in token of the worm that dieth not, and when at last he goeth to his final punishment let the flames of hell consume him for ever and aye.

— an imaginative old librarian's almanack, written in 1909 under the guise of an 18th century librarian (not authentically medieval but same emotion and very vivid)5


references

  1. Green's Dictionary of Slang. https://greensdictofslang.com/.

  2. Oxford English Dictionary. https://www.oed.com/.

  3. Riley, H. T. (1859). Dictionary of Latin quotations, proverbs, maxims, and mottos, classical and medieval: including law terms and phrases, with a selection of Greek quotations. H.G. Bohn. https://archive.org/....

  4. Shailor, B. A. (1991). The medieval book. University of Toronto Press in association with the Medieval Academy of America.

  5. Pearson, E. Old librarian's almanack. (1909).

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